there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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