i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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