I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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