3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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