You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Is it penis luge time yet?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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