I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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