Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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