A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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