they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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