i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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