I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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