I'm lost and stupid without you.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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