how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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