Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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