Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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