How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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