Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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