You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
birth control should be required to get into college
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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