READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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