Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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