An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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