Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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