do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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