Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
soo... how was my night?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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