So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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