her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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