Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
they need to just BURY HIM!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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