after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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