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White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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