Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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