Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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