I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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