Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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