She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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