I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
should my penis look like a turkey
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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