I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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