And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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