how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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