I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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