You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I have post one night stand depression
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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