You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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