Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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