Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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