Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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