JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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