It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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