these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize