5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize