Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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