I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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